On the MetroNorth home from a GREAT day at MoMA w/ L. and Cousin H. StylishMan and IckyStuffintheCornerofHisMouthMan are babbling on and on and on about their amazing opera careers.
Both: "blahblahblahblah La Traviata"
StylishMan: "We just couldn't find an Alfredo we liked"
Me: "Did you try fettucini? It's usually pretty good"
Both: Stunned silence and staring
StylishMan: "We are discussing opera."
Me: "Yeah, well, I say go for the fettucini."