Would it be Wrong?

You know on Facebook there is that column on the right - "people you might know?" Would it be wrong if I sent one of those people a note that said, "are you the same JS that was bleeding from the ass because of really bad hemorrhoids in high school and JJ had to drive you to the hospital but he didn't want you bleeding on his Volkswagon Scirocco so he made you sit inside a garbage bag?" Would that be wrong? Oh. Oh well. So then I guess I shouldn't friend him because there is nothing else I have to say to him.

And because I can't spell, I had to use dictionary.com to write the word "hemorrhoid." There was an ad that said "God's hemorrhoid relief." The link was broken.