Sunday, March 27, 2011

Add "Pink Sneakers" to the List of Things That Compromise Mary Katherine's Mental Health

We know that the word "fan" originates from "fanatic." Mary Katherine is a "fan" of the Kentucky men's Basketball Team. Call it hometown layalty. She believes that wearing her lucky shoes caused them to win the other day. So she slept in them. The woman slept in her shoes. We know that Al Gore once caused her to go insane, as did a temporary bout of PTSD. But sneakers? Go Kentucky....

1 comment:

Mama Wass said...

You've got me laughing out loud. Everything you write is true, except for one small detail...The new pink sneakers aren't my lucky shoes. My red flats are the ticket to the Cats' victory!