You know about those miners who are trapped and the Chilean government along with NASA and everyone else is doing an amazing job trying to get them? Well....
"The Chilean staple of beans will not be sent to the men because of the possibility of giving them intestinal gas."
Would US officials ever think at this level of detail? ("Helluva good job, Brownie") They can't even get people housed 5 years after Katrina!
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