Almost every week in the laundromat the same 2 guys try to engage me in a discussion about my everlasting soul and my impending doom. How can they forget me and repeatedly approach? The very first time, before I figured out what they wanted, I answered honestly when they asked me, "¿Usted habla Espanol?" Now the conversation goes like this:
CrazyJesusMen: "¿Usted habla Espanol?"
CrazyJesusMen: "OK, I speak English, too"
CrazyJesusMen: "I. Speak. English. Have you thought about your eternal soul?"
Me: "Hubi frubends"
CrazyJesusMen: "Do you speak English?"
Me: "Youbu arba aba dubick"
Then they walk away. Who would have thought that Ubi Dubbi language from Zoom would come in this handy?