How to Vet a Date

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First, read this.

Then, ask you date, "Hey, did you hear that crazy story about the Dora the Explorer DVD?" If they haven't, give them the details and be sure to mention the title of the wayward video.

There may be several responses, including:

• "Wow, that's crazy!"
• "OMG, I know that series! 14 was the best!"
• "Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband...."
• "Ewwwwww."

Depending on your personal preferences, your date's answer will give you lots of great information about how you might want to proceed with the relationship. And how much lube you'll need.