Friday, September 5, 2008

Ring. Hello?


Mom [picking up my ring]: There's something wrong with this Hebrew.
Me: Yeah, its Sanscrit.
Mom: Oh. Well, they shouldn't make it look like Hebrew.

7 comments:

heidi said...

"If it's not one thing, it's your mother."

Bamboo Lemur Boys Are Mean To Their Girls said...

Well, I think this goes without saying. What were they thinking?

As for boxer briefs, this is a whole other catagory of big underpants. It's one I like on girls so it doesn't even apply and besides, you could take me down with one swift smash to the rubber parts. Although it wouldn't take but a firm push as I'm tall and easy to knock over.

Noell said...

Ellen Julia Waldman..this is your motha..do ya luv me..do ya miss me..cawwll me.

Kim said...

I think I have this same ring!

Gloria Ives said...

What does it say? What does it say?!

Elena said...

It says Om Mani Padme Om.

Didi said...

Well, it's the 17th of August... so wishing you a Happy Birthday & all the days of the year.