Friday, August 12, 2011

Distressed in Astoria

Beautiful and I were in Astoria and passed an insurance brokerage. This is the painting on their window. Let's review the possible insurance needs for this family:

What if your husband unexpectedly grows a head out of his armpit?

What if your brother-husbands suddenly start bleeding uncontrollably?

What if a distressed woman appears in bed with you and your life partner?

What's the gecko going to do?


Mama Wass said...

What if your neck turns into a giraffe neck and your face gets contorted into a really scary half-wrinkled/half-AHHH look?

heidi said...

Looks like insurance for the chance that a grown child will move back in with it's parents. Tough times, people!