Cowabunga, Dude

I asked the clerk at the post office if she had any cool stamps.

She said "no, only these" and tossed me.....



Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

I have feelings too - like ''My stomach hurts'' or ''I'm going crazy!'

Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.

Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.

You Know its Bad

I watched an older woman take a break from her chemotherapy to go smoke a cigarette. Ouch.

No, Really, I Love My Job

There is an udder of soap on the kitchen sink of my job.

I Love My Job

As you probably know (again - there are 3 of you who read this...) I work as an administrator in a non-profit organization (take that "non-profit" categorization very, very literally.) I love my job. Here is an email that recently went to staff:

How is Thursday the 29th at 2pm for viewing B's autopsy film?

Muzak

On hold for a reaaalllly long time with the cheesy muzak interpretation of the theme from Titanic. It makes me want to jumo into the icy waters...

Uno

Thanks, google images

Is it ok to be #1? It is, right?

Good Morning

By 7:15 the morning is over and the day begins. The bus stop gets crowded, a throng of day laborers assembles, the birds settle down, and, as I leave the laundromat, others start walking in.

Productive

It is a documented fact that I have an atypical circadian rythym. But in the many sunless hours before dawn, I am productive. Today I made flowerpots.......

This one is about 9" in diameter. There are others, to be sure!