Bowling for Poo

Danie and I go bowling, sometimes with Osito, sometimes without. For some reason, she named herself "Poo" on the TV score-card. It was a little embarrassing because everyone could see it. As you can tell, I won with a whopping 2-point lead. Obviously I am what some would call a bowling pro. Who? Who would call me that? Me. And Osito, 'cause he's nice like that. Danie calls me "perra." But what does she know? Her cat ate her glasses.