Wig-A-Rama

Moral of the story: if you need a Man Wig, a Woman Wig, or a fire wig, come to Jackson Heights.

Oh Yeah, It's Always a Festival

From the Transit Museum. This is why we have to hope that print ads never go out of style.

So Many Fetishes Wrapped Into One

Happy Holidays! Did you want to see erotic asphyxiation? Bondage? Amongst stuffed animals? With a holiday theme? Well, Santa pulled it all together in one neat display. Go to 46th Street and 43rd Avenue in Sunnyside to see it first hand. But seriously, mad props to to whomever works so hard to create these really fun scenes.

SLUG

Visiting the Versailles

Bone In Lamb. Poor Lamb

Who knew Costco could be so much fun?

Isn't Coco gorgeous? So classy. And her new man is Halal!

The Great Wall of Velveeta. They should have The Great Wall of Lipitor directly next to this.

This may possibly be the least appetizing thing I've ever seen.

He Loved Show Tunes

  

I started dating someone in May.  What should we call him?  What's that? Tommy? OK! 

 

The first time he met my dad was at my mom's funeral, and then he came to a "we're not sitting shiva" call.  I should have known right then and there when my dad said,

 

"That Tommy seems like a nice guy; does he have a boyfriend?"

 

Ack! Yes! Me!

 

We dated for a bit and we had so much fun.  On 4th of July he came with me to Heidi's and was great with the kids.  Fast forward, we stopped dating because, well, you know...

 

So I was hanging with Heidi's varmits recently and Thing A asked about Tommy.  I told her that we weren't dating anymore.  This is what she said...

 

"Wow, you can't keep a man."

 

Gasp!

 

I told her that some men aren't worth keeping, but still, it made me laugh!

 



I'm Back!

Alice and her nutcracker.  I was mortified.  She laughed her head off.

So, what's new?

On this end, Alice died, Mary Katherine moved to Atlanta, Jeditor moved to Austin, I changed jobs, lost my new job, boys came and went, friends stayed, Made new friends, finished my book, "Little on the 7," and Obama was re-elected.  My Karate practice is moving along, joyfully and painfully.

I have learned to sleep!

After mom died I had a "sleepcheeto" summer, but I'm bouncing back.

Please, keep visting me here - new fun stuff to be posted soon.